me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...

As far as I know, you’re the only princess I’ve ever met with a body count. Which is pretty hot.

incorrecttolkienquotes:

- Faramir, to Éowyn, book VI, chapter V

(via maddthebrat)

psycho-delic-cunt:

∞☯∞

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

image

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(via stevienicksvevo)

"

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

"

timemachineyeah  (via arnericasinger)

"If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. "

(via transientsanity)

(via caffeineanddrizzle)

"If you challenge a cop to a race, he legally has to race you. If you beat him, you are the cop."

Know Your Rights: Things To Keep In Mind When Dealing With Police (via david)

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In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
diancie:

beyonseh:

she’s so well mosturized i love it 

This makes me want to wash my face. Actually I’m gonna go do that, brb
diancie:

beyonseh:

she’s so well mosturized i love it 

This makes me want to wash my face. Actually I’m gonna go do that, brb
My life. (at just started this today)
Metamorphasis. #stippling #dotwork #blackwork #colorpop #neotraditional #studioart #acrylic #lotus #skulls #butterfly